Earwigs make marvelous Mums
have pincers on the end of their tums
with 2000 species
and real smelly faeces
it’s best to stay clear of their bums!
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Tag: Limericks
Lundi limerick #47
Flamingos spend time in cold water
most probably more than they oughta
With one legged stance
they do love to dance
and woo a girl ‘til they have caught her
Lundi limerick 46
A goose flew right into my room
but strangely flew in on a broom
He said he was looking
for good plain home cooking
and then disappeared with a zoom!
Lundi limerick #45
Henry the hedgehog is hoarse
It’s due to his sore throat of course
He’s feeling quite sickly
His skin is all prickly
He shouldn’t have eaten that gorse!
Lundi limerick #44
Ibis find food in the mud
they say it’s incredibly good
They eat lots of shrimps
but sometimes they thinks
that they’d quite like to try a nice pud.
Lundi limerick #43
A Jackal named Henry McGuinn
was exceedingly scruffy and thin
He hated red meat
so, what did he eat?
Some chicken, and drank lots of gin!
Lundi limerick #42
A Kudu is Lesser or Greater
from Africa near the Equator
The Greater adorns
some great twisted horns
The Lesser has ones that are straighter!
Here are some facts about the Greater Kudu
..and would you believe that there are Kudu Dung Spitting contests?
Lundi limerick #41
A leopard cannot change its spots
and some of them have lots and lots
It’s funny to think
of a leopard in pink
or in tartan, for those who are Scots
Lundi limerick #40
Marmaduke shares our small house
he, in turn, shares his bed with a louse
My wife’s not amused
and claims she’s abused
‘cause Marmaduke is my pet mouse
Lundi limerick #39
There was an old knight of the road
teamed up with a Natterjack Toad
they stole from the gentry
by forcing an entry
then off on their horses they rode
