Does my bum look big in this?
Of course it bloomin’ does!
But I will never say as much
Because – oh, just because
I learned to hold my tongue way back
In 1974
Like every married fella does
I got to know the score!
Category: truth
Rapid rhyme #3
A commentary on Kavanaugh and his ilk
The one percent are heaven sent,
or so they would be seen.
But they’re hell bent, and so we vent,
frustratingly, our spleen!
Rapid rhyme #2
Please make up your own tune and sing aloud!
Sing a song of Facebook, Twitter, and WhatsApp.
Let’s all tweet about it, really it’s all crap.
Count your friends around you when you are alone,
‘scuse me while I go away I have to check my phone!
