I’m sorry Mrs Spider that I destroyed your home
I merely wished to walk your way whilst on my morning roam
I hope you soon restore the mess that I so rudely made
Please send the bill to me at once, it will be swiftly paid!
I went the same way once again to see if she was there
I found a cup and saucer smashed and half a broken chair
Her neighbour said she’d moved away, we talked of this and that
I understand that she has moved into a brand new flat