A walrus of gigantic size
was also incredibly wise
It hardly surprises
she won lots of prizes
but worried about her large thighs
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Category: Poetry
Lundi limerick #29
An X ray of Susan the spider
showed hundreds of apples inside her
Her doctor said hey
we can cure you today
As a bonus we’ll make lots of cider
(Susan is a VERY big spider, and features today because X is rather difficult when it comes to animals, insects, and arachnids.)
Introducing — Gloria Smud
Debbie Jones lives in llangullno, in Wales, and has this lovely blog under the fantastically clever title of Gloria Smud. You’ll see why, and how, it got to be named thus if you have a wander round her blog. You will not be disappointed.
Debbie has been writing for quite some time, but blogging for only a short time. She will, I’m sure, become very successful with lots of avid readers. Here is your chance to read her fantastic poetry and see, and hear about her little bit of paradise.
A Magical Palace Lay me down on a blanket of white, Where tears are frozen and eyes shut tight. Feeling the tingle from cool, crisp sheets, Drifting down, silently, piece by piece. A magical palace, where earth blends with sky, And freezing stars glisten, remotely, on high. A calming, clear bitterness, fashioned from ice, Where…
Lundi limerick #28
A 3-legged male Yorkshire Terrier
you couldn’t have met a dog merrier
when going to the loo
it was such a to do
that everyone learned to be warier
Lundi limerick #26
A zebra who lost every stripe
had an excellent reason to gripe
tormented by flies
it was no great surprise
that he started to smoke a huge pipe
Lundi limerick #25
A yodeling yak name of Fred
got a sore throat and took to his bed
We have to rejoice
that he soon found his voice
but an octave higher instead
Rapid rhyme #11
May I touch your ample bum?
‘t’would pleasure me to do so
and then perhaps you’d marry me
and I’d provide the trousseau
Lundi limerick #24
OK, OK, OK. I couldn’t find an animal, fish, or even a kitchen utensil that started with X so I cheated! If you know of any, PLEASE don’t tell me, I shall get depressed!
An eXtra elongated worm
employed to squiggle and squirm
was such a good bender
of uncertain gender
and stayed 40 years with the firm
Rapid rhyme #10
Insecurity
It makes no sense
But, there again,
it never did.
——..——
It made me tense
and in my youth
I often hid.
——..——
I know not whence
these feelings came
but now I’m rid!
—————
Perhaps
Rapid rhyme #9
I thought
I was
I loved
I saw
I knew
I heard
I felt
No more
I lived
I breathed
I laughed
I cried
I gasped
I heaved
I hurt
I died
