A walrus of gigantic size
was also incredibly wise
It hardly surprises
she won lots of prizes
but worried about her large thighs
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Wednesday weirdness — National Library Week edition — bluebird of bitterness
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Lundi limerick #29
An X ray of Susan the spider
showed hundreds of apples inside her
Her doctor said hey
we can cure you today
As a bonus we’ll make lots of cider
(Susan is a VERY big spider, and features today because X is rather difficult when it comes to animals, insects, and arachnids.)
Lundi limerick #28
A 3-legged male Yorkshire Terrier
you couldn’t have met a dog merrier
when going to the loo
it was such a to do
that everyone learned to be warier
Twittering Tale #128 – 19 March 2019
It’s time again, for Kat Myrman’s wonderful challenge, to write a story, inspired by her picture prompt, in 280 characters or fewer.
Here is this week’s prompt and my contribution.
Check out all the fabulously creative entries here and, if you’ve never had a go, why not try a story of your own? You may surprise yourself!
Photo by Matthew Henry at Unsplash.com
You think this is funny?
Cute?
Sweet?
Ah, I want one just like that?
Well, let me tell you matey, this ain’t any of the above.
It is agony!
I have an itch on my nose that I cannot scratch, AND I’m bursting for a pee.
The minute I get out of here I’m going to pee in every shoe I can find!
(280 characters)
Lundi limerick #25
A yodeling yak name of Fred
got a sore throat and took to his bed
We have to rejoice
that he soon found his voice
but an octave higher instead
Rapid rhyme #11
May I touch your ample bum?
‘t’would pleasure me to do so
and then perhaps you’d marry me
and I’d provide the trousseau
Lundi limerick #22
A vulture who lived in my tree
was a wonderful creature to see
He lived solely on steak
but kept me awake
every night when he got up to pee
Iron Nick — Little Fears
Pete, from Little Fears, was kind (or silly) enough to invite me to guest write for his fantastic site Little Fears. here is my feeble attempt to be half as funny, or punny, as Pete is. Pop over to his site to see his regular laughs by following the link below.
Thank you for this opportunity Pete!
To view the video you will need to go to the Little Fears site via the link at the bottom.
Iron Nick By Peter Matthews Iron Nick was really quite cheesed off. His boss kept badgering him to work harder. He was getting pretty steamed up about it all. Lucy, meanwhile, was egging Nick on. She advised him to tell the boss where to stick his lousy job. It became so heated that the three…
