Hey Mom….THANKS! — The Chatter Blog

Plain common sense and pure love from Colleen.


Every September 22 my mom calls and says “HAPPY BIRTHDAY”!!!! I always say “THANKS FOR HAVING ME!!!” She always chuckles and says “It was my pleasure!” I always say “Pleasure? Really?” Labor, just so you know, is not always equated with pleasure. But I do have to say thanks. First, I must note that apparently […]

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Truth In Advertising — A Simple, Village Undertaker

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?” “Eight”, the boy replied. The man continued, “Do you know what these are used for?” The boy replied, “Not exactly, […]

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‪“The Little Boy and the Old Man”


Said the little boy, “Sometimes I drop my spoon.”

Said the old man, “I do that too.”

The little boy whispered, “I wet my pants.”

“I do that too,” laughed the little old man.

Said the little boy, “I often cry.”

The old man nodded, “So do I.”

“But worst of all,” said the boy, “it seems

Grown-ups don’t pay attention to me.”

And he felt the warmth of a wrinkled old hand.

“I know what you mean,” said the little old man.”



― Shel Silverstein