A lady from Usk in South Wales
bought an elephant tusk in the sales
She painted it green
and could often be seen
hanging out every dusk with the males
Usk is classed as a large village rather than a town. With a population of about 2,900 it boasts a Category C prison, a Rural Life Museum, a natural burial meadow, a number of pubs, restaurants and antique shops, and won the Wales in Bloom competition 35 times in a row.