I love your little fingers and I love your little toes
I love your dimpled chin and your little button nose
I even love your whimpering and all your wild kerfuffles
And probably the best of all I love your snores and snuffles
But p’raps there’s one or two things that annoy me all to hell
I hate it when you vomit ‘cause I cannot stand the smell
There’s one thing that would really make me very very happy
And that’s the day you learn to live without that dreadful nappy!