Easter Sunday, boiler’s broke
phone the gas, they send a bloke
social distance makes it hard
shout to him across the yard
Cat goes crazy, races round
scratches bloke then goes to ground
launches right across his head
goodness me I think he’s dead
Thank the Lord he’s coming round
the cat once more has gone to ground
the boiler well and truly broken
the bloke at least has now awoken!
No cats, or blokes, were hurt in the writing of this poem! The boiler, however, is crying – all over the once dry bedding and towels. Happy Easter everyone.
Peter's pondering 
Noooo. Fingers crossed it’s sorted soon. Happy Easter nonetheless.
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Brilliant Peter
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Do not drown while the boiler is down..
Happy Easter, Peter
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Happy Easter, Peter!
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At least you still have your dry sense of humour! 🙂
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…and now all the clothes are dry again too!
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Happy Easter Peter!
The boiler could have chosen a more opportune time to go down. I hope it’s all put right soon!
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Happy Easter Peter.
An Easter Poem
The little Easter Bunny with their chocolate ears
No resurrection will assuage their fears
Before this Easter day is past
Some Christian sod
Will scoff their ears and bite their arse
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Yikes. And I suppose the charges are tripled on a holiday.
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I have a policy which gives me an annual service and free repairs. The response today was tremendous. He didn’t have the part required but phoned other nearby engineers and drove over to get it. All fixed by 2pm and I couldn’t even offer him a cup of tea or coffee because of lockdown procedures. Well done British Gas, but more to the point, well done unknown young man who was working on Easter Sunday, in very difficult circumstances, to house, feed, clothe, and educate his family. Thank goodness for the really important people.
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Thank goodness some young people know that this kind of work is valuable.. Here they are having to convince kids that the trades have better prospects than many college degree programs.
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ARGH! I hope the boiler is fixed soon but…Thanks for the laugh, Peter! That was brilliant!!! Cheers! 🙂
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Fixed by 2pm.
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YAY! BRAVO! HUZZAH!!! 😃
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You nearly had fresh meat at last – send the cat in again!
Hope you boiler gets fixed soon. I have wondered what will happen in case of a household-related failure.
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I can imagine that under the lockdown you worried it might not get fixed any day soon. Well done young man!
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Aw and darn! Hope it is fixed soon! Until then, stay afloat! 😉
And thanks for the fun and funny poem! I snorted! 😀
(((HUGS)))
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Glad the boiler was fixed. Hope you had a good Easter.
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Oh my! This was awesome
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