Horatio hailed from Hull
the guy was incredibly dull
He polished his nose
and painted his toes
and now his diary is full!
Horatio hailed from Hull
the guy was incredibly dull
He polished his nose
and painted his toes
and now his diary is full!
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Was that the diary of a madman?
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I see you’ve met him!
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Your Limericks are always fun and funny, Peter. Even if I try to write Limericks, it wouldn’t be the same.
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Thank you Miriam.
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You must be a humorous guy, Peter.
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But was he happy?
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As happy as a pig in…………..oh, you probably don’t use that phrase in America!
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oh yes we do ! 🙂 😉
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Oh no you don’t!
Is it pantomime season again?
Now that may be totally lost in the USA.
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I know what panto is!!!!!!! 🙂
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Just how does one nose polish?
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With great care!
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A makeover can work wonders! 😀
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I think more work is needed in this case!
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His diary is full… of what, I wonder!?
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Nail clippings I imagine.
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Sounds like bull to me! 🙂
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Diary, nor dairy!
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Oh you are funny – I thought it was an anagram !😂
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My grandfather loved to make up limericks and encouraged us to do the same. Until I read yours I had forgotten all about it. His favorite “There was an old woman from Boston Mass, Who went in the water up to her knees.” It doesn’t rhyme now but it will when the tide comes in. At which point my proper grandmother would moan “Oh,Niles!”
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I think I would have liked your grandfather!
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He was a true and loving character.
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HA! I snort-laughed! 😀 Great limerick, Peter!
I’d love to read Horatio’s diary! 😉 😛
HUGS!!! 🙂
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