There was a young lady from Ayr
who wore brussels sprouts in her hair
Her hat was a cabbage
which made her look savage
and my how the townsfolk did stare!
From a huge poll of what to do next, after A to Z, and back, of animals and insects, I held a competition. The winner got to choose my subject matter for the next year.
Actually, that’s a bit of a lie! I just decided to use Village and Town names in the UK. X and Z may prove to be a problem, but what the hell!