Marmaduke shares our small house
he, in turn, shares his bed with a louse
My wife’s not amused
and claims she’s abused
‘cause Marmaduke is my pet mouse
Marmaduke shares our small house
he, in turn, shares his bed with a louse
My wife’s not amused
and claims she’s abused
‘cause Marmaduke is my pet mouse
Diana R Zimmerman
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Awww, I’m sure I saw Marmaduke in our garden, pinching the birdseed, the other day. Today, our lovely grandchildren made a pet of a woodlouse they found..& called it Bob! They claimed a big spider ate it, but I’m not sure if it just escaped in the house..now I’m a bit worried about what is in our bed!! Eeeeek!
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Woodlice do like to live with us. Related to prawns I believe!
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I sort of wish they didn’t, & would definitely prefer to eat a prawn…preferably covered in a Marie Rose sauce, on a bed of lettuce! Reminds me of eating at a Berni Inn, back in the 1970’s/early 80’s! 😂
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We really thought that was the height of sophistication then!
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I know! Gotta go, my Babycham awaits! 😂
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With a glacé cherry, of course!
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Two, if I smiled nicely at the barman! 😄
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Haha! I can’t believe it..today I won a large bottle of Babycham in a raffle (it was the only prize left!) it was meant to be, obviously. Now to get some glacé cherries methinks! 😂
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Kismet indeed!
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Indeed!
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It’s getting pretty crowded in there!
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There’s another 12 beasts to fit in yet!
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Having a pet mouse isn’t disturbing….but sharing the bed ……. I have to agree with the spouse!
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Your poor wife!
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Now, don’t you start too!!
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Too late, I already started! 😀
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I agree with your wife. And now I am not sure I will ever eat prawns again! 😀
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🙂 Please give Marmaduke a special piece of cheese for (from) us.
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Thank you. He particularly enjoys stilton.
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Perhaps You can trade for a rat…
He’s bigger: She’d know where he’s at!
Your wife then could see
when he’s on a spree.
For Valentine’s buy her a cat!!! 😄
Cheers and thanks for gifting my first laugh of the day!!!
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..and thank you for the brilliant response!
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🤣💖🤗
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