A viper, my friend, name of Fred
took to sleeping with me in my bed
He was really adoring
apart from his snoring
which made me move out to my shed
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A viper, my friend, name of Fred
took to sleeping with me in my bed
He was really adoring
apart from his snoring
which made me move out to my shed
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Liked it, Peter. But, one thing….if it was your bed, he should go to the shed.
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You don’t argue with a viper!
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I agree with Chuck Lee. But wait, I agree with you too.
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Don’t argue. Just call in a viper sniper.
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I’m sure that would be Viper Victimisation, and he is my friend after all!
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That’s the thing about snakes. They worm their way in and before you know it…
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I gave him lots of wriggle room. Perhaps too much!
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Fred sounds lovely! Could I suggest some ear plugs perhaps ;O) x
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That wouldn’t have worked, his whole body vibrated in time with the snores!
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😂😂😂 so many things I could say to that…..xxxx
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I’m glad you didn’t!😳
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You have a very odd taste in sleeping partners! Obviously, I am not referring to Erica.
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Only the snoring?! You must have a very strong constitution, Peter..or loads of antivenom! 😂
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Fred was a gentleman. He came from a very venerable viper venue!
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😁😁😁
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You are totally starting my day with laughter! Yay! Thanks, Peter!!! 😄
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I am happy to continue this weekly task!
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I officially dub You the Laughmaster General!!! Knighting ceremony to follow where You shall be joyfully tapped on each shoulder with a rubber chicken and gifted a scepter topped with a neverending scoop of icecream that changes flavor at Your whimsy during Your creative frenzies!!! 😃
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That is ample reward. Is there an allowance for purchase of clothing to cater for increased girth?
Increased mirth = increased girth.
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Absolutely!!! Your new magical suit You only need don once. It comes and goes at Your will thereafter and completely redesigns itself in style and girth to suit Your fancy! I’m almost done sewing it. Should be flying over via Albatross within a week. Further details to follow on the wind!!! 😄
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Hand painted with iridescent hues no doubt!
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Absolutely!!! 😃
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