A horny iguana once said,
“It is awkward when going to bed.
With spikes down my back,
when I get in the sack
I often make holes in my head!”
A horny iguana once said,
“It is awkward when going to bed.
With spikes down my back,
when I get in the sack
I often make holes in my head!”
"Once a pond a time..."
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A horny iguana? Wondered where you were going with that for a minute Peter ;O) Nice chuckle to start my day xx
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I have alternative versions!
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😂😂😂 xx
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Ouch!
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Well this would certainly be a conundrum.
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Ha poor fellow!
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Haha
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Very funny!
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Another clever one Peter. Great!
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You have the devil in you for sure!
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I’m sure I don’t know what you mean!
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