A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
“Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.”
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.” She holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what in the world is this?”
(You’re gonna love this.)
The bank manager looks back at her and says, “It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”
(You sang it, didn’t you? Yeah, I know you did.)
Never take life too seriously.
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I sang it!! Love it. Can I reblog it on my page? Love a bit of silliness now and again.
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Of course. The more the merrier!
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LOVE IT!!!!!
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Of course I sang it! 🎶 🐸 …. brilliant!
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PS: I have just read this to HB2 (The Husband with Two Brains) who fell about laughing and asked me to send it to him so he can share it with his highbrow boffin team and students on Monday. You see – great humour, harmless fun appeals to all. Thank you Peter. You have brought great joy to my household!
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…and that makes be doubly happy!
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hahaha
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Hahaha, so cute! I would share with Justin but I’m afraid this would go over his head, lol!
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Ha. Yes, I sang it. Then I went back and sang it again 🙂
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Good one, witty without a doubt
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Oh you paddy whack you! Very good Peter!
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I DID!!!!
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I’m still singing it, a day later!
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😂
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I DID TOO !!!
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