BUT I’M ALREADY HERE!
What, awful punctuation there is upon, the screen?
Its’ often very difficult to know just, what they mean
They must; have been to school and: such
If not they Broke the law
Hang on, a bit the screens’ just changed
And now ther’es even more
Apparently my colons in danger of disease.
I thought I only had the one, but anything to please.
There’s hypo this, and hyper that, yet their and there are mixed,
and they’re convinced that all my ills can very soon be fixed.
Forget my moans, my name’s been called, enunciated strongly.
Computer generated speech was used, pronouncing my name wrongly!
I feel unwell!