Buy one get one free this week. I couldn’t decide which version to choose!
I must say for what it is worth
my belly’s a hell of a girth
I feel I must push
‘scuse me, got to rush
I think I’m about to give birth!
Excuse me I really must rush
My waters just broke with a gush
I say with some mirth
I’m about to give birth
Forgive me, I’ve just got to push!